Dear Miss Kitty - Being replaced!

Dear Miss Kitty,

I am very upset.  My owner just bought a ROBOT CAT!  https://www.joyforall.com Here you can see me in the video checking out this machine.  It is soft, meows, moves one paw and lies down on it's back.  She even gave it a name!!  Silver! What kind of person names a ROBOT?  The robot lives in the box, and she takes it out to pet!  Why doesn't she pet me????
All the time, the robot cat.  It is not alive!
But it doesn't bite or scratch, it has no claws!
How can I deal with this intruder?
How can I get it go back out?


Thanks for your help!
Being replaced


Dear Rep,
Well, I feel for you my friend. Ever since Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, humans have been busy inventing all sorts of things that run on electricity.   They cook with it, use the light, run computers, and play music.  There is an example with musicians.  Before the record player (that runs on electricity) there was a big demand for musicians to play music live.  They could get jobs performing in restaurants, dances and concerts.  But now with music being on-line, live musicians are not needed.  Maybe this is what will happen to us cats with the advent of Robot cats like this one.
https://www.joyforall.com   These robots are soft, and don't make the mess that us cats do.  Maybe in some situations it is better for the human to have one of these cats.  But remember my furry, meowing friend, if you want your human to love you, don't bite or scratch.  I know that it is instinct, but they just want to feel you purr.
Is that such a bad thing?

Good Luck,
Miss Kitty

Dear Miss Kitty - Cat Advice column

Dear Miss Kitty! 

You just gotta help me!!  My owner's daughter just always wants to pick me up and hug me, Even Kiss Me!  I can't stand it! I like my four feet on the ground and I don't like to be in the air.  I feel unsafe and I bite and scratch until I'm back where I belong!  

Help!!  
UP in the Air! 


Dear Up, 

I wish I could help you.  Some humans are like that,  you know. They see a cat and have to pet it.  Now if you were a dog, it would be a different story, you could bark.  But try not to use your claws, humans don't like to bleed too much.  

Can you calm yourself?  Go to the scratch box? 

I wish I could help you more. 

Miss Kitty 

Dear Miss Kitty - Cat advice column!

Miss Kitty on the piano

Dear  Miss Kitty, 

This is really embarassing to write to you, I just don't know what to do! My owner always wants to pick me up, and I mean all the time!  She just has to girlhandle me and I hate it!  Most of the time I just run away and I'm afraid that she will get tired of me and put me outside and get another cat! But I can't help it!  I used to be an outdoor cat, but she saw me and caught me.  


Help! 
Squeaker 

Dear Squeaker, 

If you want my opinion and I think that you do I would put up with it.  The outside world is a hard place for cats.  Just the other day I saw a cat get hit by a car.  It was not a pretty sight, so grin it and bear it.  Stay inside and be a good housecat.  No scratching the furniture in revenge!

Good luck
Miss Kitty

Scratch Post to give away from Ramona in Jerusalem

Hi I am doing a bit of early cleaning, and I want to give away this beautiful scraching post.  I didn't even put a paw on it and it is brand new!  Ok, well I did bat the ball a bit, but I like scrach boxes way better so if you are a cat, or if you get your owner to read this then you can get this scraching post for free.  It is located in Jerusalem. 

SMS to my owner: Rachael 0587500608 to come and pick it up!