Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Chapter 27 At the Chocolate mansion Pufftail the Detective Cat

We are at the backstage of the Chocolate Mansion.  The Humans are making lots of noise, watching the Play of Romeo and Juliet. in the meantime, the Tabio and Chocolate Point play is still in intermission.  Enter Catnip Pufftail and his two assistants, Soft Paws and Chocolate Help.


Catnip Pufftail,: Allow me to introduce myself. I am Catnip Pufftail, and I am here to solve the myster of the missing pages of your script.  By the way, Why didn't you memorize it?

Tabio: Well, sir, I just found this script a week ago and we didn't have time to do much rehersal, so we are doing it as a dramatic reading.  So, we  only finished the balcony scene, and then the rest of the pages dissapeared.

Daigo: That's not what you told us!

Trashio. I think that they went in the trash.

Daigo: You always say that!

Tabio: Hey, there boycats.  Don't get your fur up!

Catnip Pufftail: So, there is a difference of opinion of exactly where the missiing pages were last seen.

Tabio: Think that I brought the whole manuscript here to go over a bit before the play was supposed to start.

Catnip Pufftail: So, we will start looking around your dressing rooms.

Daigo: We don't have a dressing room, we just put on our costumes right here!

Catnip Pufftail takes out a magnifying glass and starts to examine the whole area.

Trashio: How long is this going to take? We can continue the play.  and make it up as we go along!

Daigo: As if you even read it before?

Trashio: Sure, I did.  Tabio and Chocolate Point go get married secretly, then there is a fight.

Catnip Pufftail: Stop bickering, I need absolute quiet to do my examination. Soft Paws, hand me the footprint powder!

Soft Paws: Sure boss, here it is

Catnip Pufftail:  That's talcum powder!

Soft Paws: I'm sorry boss, but the Super Secret Detective Store was all out and they gave me that instead.  It was cheaper so I thought that you wouldn't mind.

Catnip Pufftail: Oh never mind.  Hand me the camera.

Soft Paws:  Well, don't you remember that you had to pawn the camera.  We have to use Chocolate Help's phone now.

Catnip Pufftail: Well, yes. Ok, so come here with the phone and take a picture of this:

Chocolate Help: I'll take the picture, its MY phone.

Soft Paws: Yes!  It is the distictive paw print of Catastrophe, the Cat Burglar!

Catnip Pufftail:  Yes, see the identical scar on the left front foot and the back left foot?  Did you see any other cats here backstage?

Trashio: Well there was a servant cat who took out the trash. . .

Soft Paws: 

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Chapter 26 Catnip Pufftail - Fearless Detective Cat.

Scene: Detective Agency of Catnip Pufftail.

Chocolate Help:  Mr. Pufftail, there's a call coming in!

Catnip Pufftail: A call?  The first one this week!

Softpaws: Boss it's Monday night, of course it would be the first one of the week, we just opened!

Chocolate Help:  Mr. Pufftail, it is from my house! The Chocolate family always has a party when one of the latest litter comes of age! It is my younger sister's coming of age party, Chocolate Point!

Catnip Pufftail: Ok, we got the place, what is the crime?

Chocolate Help: Let me listen.  Yes, Yes, no, yes, OK! Got it.

Catnip Pufftail: Is there a case?

Chocolate Help:  Yes.  Tabio, he's the great great great great great great

Catnip Pufftail :  Stop with the greats!

Chocolate Help"  Ok, the umteenth great

Catnip Pufftail: (puffing his tail) grrrr

Chocolate Help: (gulp) grandson of the playwright Tabsphere,

Catnip Pufftail:  Yesssssss \

Chocolate Help: Yes, he is putting on the cat entainment for Chocolate Point's coming of age party and

Catnip Pufftail:  And what?

Chocolate Help: The play can't go on until they find the missing pages!

Soft Paws: Boss, this sounds like the work of Catastrophe, the Cat burglar! \He sneaks in while the cats are sleeping and takes scripts!

Catnip Pufftall: Yes, Softy, you may be right. We have to check out the scene of the crime!

Chocolate Help:  That's easy, I call back and tell them that we are on the way!

Catnip Pufftail: On the double!


Exit ,




Monday, July 13, 2015

Chapter 25 Backstage break

We are backstage after the emotional Balcony scene of Tabio and Chocolate Point play.  There seems to be a problem . . .

 
Trashio - Hey man, where's the rest of the script?

Tabio: Well, that's all the pages that I found so far!

Dagio - Why didn't you tell us that the play wasn't finished when we started?

Tabio - Well, it's a good start, no?

Trashio - Let's trash this.

Daigo- You would say that wouldn't you.

Tabio- Hey you Street cats, we already took off those itchty costumes, lets just leave the curtain closed and go out and party!

Dagio - You've got to be kidding!  We are the only street cats in a house full of Siamese! Do you know what they are going to do to us if we walk out there in our fur? \

Trashio - yeah, well my costume was really dirty

Daigo,- You are always dirty. Look at you! Why don't you ever clean yourself?!

Trashio - You think that I want to lick this stuff?

Daigo- You do have a point. . .

Trashio.  Well what are we going to do about the missiing pages?

Tabio - ok, I have a plan.  We put the costumes back on, and I'll go back and see if there are any more pages stashed somewhere.

Daigo - Where? In the trash?

Trashio- That's my department.  I'll go.

Daigo,- What and leave me alone?  No way!

Tabio- Ok, well, then we all go.  We won't be long.  Wait!  I know.  We'll invite some of the Siamese to help us!

Daigio- And if they don't?

Tabio - Well its a plan, no?   Yes! I got it!  We'll go ask Detective Catnip Pufftail!  He's famous!

Trashio- Who?

Tabio What?  You haven't heard of him?  He's solved many cases! The Cat of the Baskervilles!
The Scarlet Cat

Daigio- Well if you want.

Tabio. Sure. Let's put on the costumes and we'll be back before they notice we've been gone.

Exit


Catch the rest of the blog posts here:
http://catspreferblondes.blogspot.co.il/2014/03/chapter-15-chocolate-point-and-tabio.html
http://catspreferblondes.blogspot.co.il/2014/04/chapter-16-chocolate-point-and-tabio.html
http://catspreferblondes.blogspot.co.il/2014/04/chapter-17-chocolate-point-and-tabio.html
http://catspreferblondes.blogspot.co.il/2014/06/chapter-19-picky-chocolate-points.html
http://catspreferblondes.blogspot.co.il/2014/06/chapter-20-tabio-and-friends-choose.html
http://catspreferblondes.blogspot.co.il/2014/09/chapter-21-chocolate-point-gets-read.html
http://catspreferblondes.blogspot.co.il/2014/09/chapter-22-street-cats-arrive-at-party.html
http://catspreferblondes.blogspot.co.il/2014/09/chapter-23-act-ii-scene-1-tabio-and.html
http://catspreferblondes.blogspot.co.il/2015/01/chapter-24-act-ii-scene-ii-tabio-and.html



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