Sunday, April 9, 2017

Where have all the birdies Gone - Cat Pesach Song

We Jewish cats have Passover too, you know.  There were lots of  Egyptian cats who didn't like the idea of being killed and embalmed when their masters passed away.  So when the news was about that there was going to be a Exodus of the Jews, so many of us cats went along.   We also followed the rats and mice who left Egypt at the same time.

We were very happy to leave Egypt, no self respecting cat wants to wear a wide gold collar!

So, here is a Cat Passover song that we yowl as we eat the remains of the Jewish seder;

Sung to the tune of Peter, Paul and Mary's song Where Have all the Flowers Gone
G                              Em
Where have all the birdies gone?
C                     D
Long time passing
G                              Em
Where have all the birdies gone?
G                              Em
Long time ago,
G                              Em
Where have all the birdies gone?
C                            D
Flown south every one,
C                                 G
When will they ever learn?
C                  D            G
When will they ever learn?



Where have all the winged ones gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the winged ones gone?
Long time ago,
Where have all the winged ones gone?
Us cats have chased them every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the cats gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the cats gone?
Long time ago,
Where have all the cats gone?
Chased by dogs every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the dogs gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the dogs gone?
Long time ago,
Where have all the dogs gone?
Hit by sticks every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the sticks gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the sticks gone?
Long time ago,
Where have all the sticks gone?
Burned by fire every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where has all the fire gone?
Long time passing
Where has all the fire gone?
Long time ago,
Where has all the fire gone?
Quenched by water every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where has all the water gone?
Long time passing
Where has all the water gone?
Long time ago,
Where has all the water gone?
Drunk by cats every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?





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