We all know about the Sayings of the Fathers, and how they tell us how to lead a good and prosperous life.
But what about the Mothers? What about Cat Mothers?
Well, we are going to fix this gap in your education.
The Sayings of Our Cat Mothers
A cat in a bag is a bad thing.
The life you have now is better than the other 8 you might never get.
Purring is overrated.
A warm perch with the wind in my whiskers is. It just is.
Catnip is for youngsters. Don't bother me with that smell. I'd rather sleep.
A comfy pillow in a warm patch of sunlight is all I need on a cold winter's day.
Why don't I get to go out to catch birds? Oh, I might catch one and then what do I do with it. Hey Human, do you want this dead bird?
Veterinarians, where is one when you need one?
Who clipped my claws? No matter I'll sharpen them up again.
One mouse in my paws is worth two that got away.
Don't count your lizards before you catch them!
Be happy you caught the lizard's tail, it tastes better and then you can catch the same lizard again!
What is the best way to relate to a German Shepard? From a long way away!
When in doubt if fur is clean, wash everywhere!
Fur balls are no fun.
But what about the Mothers? What about Cat Mothers?
Well, we are going to fix this gap in your education.
The Sayings of Our Cat Mothers
A cat in a bag is a bad thing.
The life you have now is better than the other 8 you might never get.
Purring is overrated.
A warm perch with the wind in my whiskers is. It just is.
Catnip is for youngsters. Don't bother me with that smell. I'd rather sleep.
A comfy pillow in a warm patch of sunlight is all I need on a cold winter's day.
Why don't I get to go out to catch birds? Oh, I might catch one and then what do I do with it. Hey Human, do you want this dead bird?
Veterinarians, where is one when you need one?
Who clipped my claws? No matter I'll sharpen them up again.
One mouse in my paws is worth two that got away.
Don't count your lizards before you catch them!
Be happy you caught the lizard's tail, it tastes better and then you can catch the same lizard again!
What is the best way to relate to a German Shepard? From a long way away!
When in doubt if fur is clean, wash everywhere!
Fur balls are no fun.
