Life is hard on the streets, boy, and the other cats don't even care! I got into a cat fight and well most of the time, I'm pretty good, but I got really hurt this time. 
I can't put my back left leg on the ground, it hurts too much. That's the problem with having 4 legs, you need all four of them to really jump around and get anywhere. I can jump a bit with only one back leg, but boy does it hurt!
Oh, here's my favorite blond human! Here, give me a pet, I really need it.
Hey cats! Why don't you help me? You can't? Yes, I know, on the streets, it's every cat for himself. You are all just sitting there having a pow wow without me! I used to be Alpha Cat! And now I can't even jump up.
Well, that's the way it goes. I'm leaving. You won't have me to scratch around anymore. I just feel sorry for the humans, I am the only friendly cat in this neighborhood. Hey Blonde, Don't you want to keep a cat in the house? Well on second paw, I really like my freedom outdoors.
Cat ya later. Maybe,
Tab the Tablet computer cat.
Don't wait up for me, I'll probably not be back anytime soon!
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